Kneeling

Daud boasts how his wife will always come kneeling to him whenever they quarreled.
One day, Mamat passed by Daud's house. As the door of Daud's home was ajar, he saw the truth. Daud's wife did knelled. But she said "Daud Darling......, come out from under the bed and fight me like a man!".

Note: Laughter the Best Medicine will always the first section I look for when reading Reader Digest. The above joke was one of my favourites.