Anak-anak Azhar

Walau pun dia cuti hari ni, tapi pasal ada meeting Jabatan, Azhar datang ke pejabat. Dua orang askarnya ikut sama. Yang tua namanya Akmal dan yang bungsu namanya Uwies.

Teka-teki

Waktu rehat makan tadi aku pusing keliling kampus sambil baca notis dan rencana yang ditampal di papan kenyataan. Antara artikel yang menarik adalah beberapa teka-teki di papan kenyataan berhampiran kafeteria.

A father drives his only son to school. Unfortunately they had an accident. The father died on the spot while the son was badly hurt. In the operating theater, the surgeon suddenly said, "I can't operate on him. He's my son"

Who is the surgeon?

For any crime done, [if you're caught red handed] you will get punished. But for this one special crime, you will be punish if you fail in your attempt, but you will be freed if done perfectly.

What is the crime?

Are you game?

091226 @ Bkt Beruang, Melaka

Hj Muhamad, Bilal Masjid MITC yang juga sahabat rapat semasa haji 2006 kahwinkan anak lelakinya. Dia jemput semua rakan sebilik dan rakan rapat. Bersama pasangan masing-masing, kami tak hampakan jemputannya. Antara yang dapat hadir adalah Hj. Nordin, Hj. Hamid, Hj. Yahya, Haj Sarpin, Hj. Zakaria dan Hj. Omar.

Yakin Boleh

Arsenal 3-0 Aston Villa

Arsenal scored three goals in the second half to secure victory over Aston Villa at the Emirates Stadium.

Cesc Fabregas came off the bench to inspire Arsenal to a 3-0 win over Villa to drag themselves back into the Barclays Premier League title race. The Spaniard, who had been out with a hamstring problem, netted a superb free-kick on 65 minutes and then a fine breakaway goal before being substituted as a precaution, with Abou Diaby scoring a third in stoppage-time. illa - who had already beaten Chelsea, Manchester United and Liverpool this season - looked dangerous on the break but could not make the most of their pressure midway through the second half.

Nota:

Jurang mata kini kian rapat selepas Chelsea hanya mampu seri. Jika MU gagal tewaskan Hull, perebutan kejuaraan akan semakin sengit.

091222 @ Genting

Cuaca hari ini kurang memberangsangkan untuk melanggan permainan luar di Genting - angin kuat, hujan renyai dan kabus tebal. Kereta kabel pun tidak jalan, beli tiket kereta kabel tapi naik bas...... Tunggu hingga cuaca OK.

Tamu Dari JB3

Famili Wan Fatimah [kakak Anum] datang bercuti. Mereka ajak ke Genting. Kami menginap di Genting Permai.

Kalau

Arsenal kalahkan Hull 3 - 0. MU tewas kepada Fulham 0 - 3. Kalau Artsenal berjaya tewaskan Burnley minggu lalu, tentu perebutan untuk juarai EPL lebih sengit.....

091220 Tetamu Dari JB2

Bangun pagi tadi Famili Rosni masih tidur di ruang tamu. Mereka tiba jam 3pagi. Aku langsung tak sadar. Program hari ni, dia orang nak ke Jalan Masjid India. Tapi sebelum tu bawak anak-anak dia orang berendam di Kolam Renang di Presint 9.

091219 Tetamu Dari JB1

Famili Man datang dari JB. Masa bujang dulu, jika cuti dan balik JB terus ke rumah famili Man. Bersama Harith, Zul dll kami lepak. Biasanya bila dah dekat nak habis cuti baru balik rumah masing-masing sebelum balik ke tempat kerja di Benut, Pontian.

Sebab dia orang datang ke kem Arsenal dengan jersey musuh, aku pun tak mahu kalah.......

Tetamu Dari Sarawak

Cikgu Rahman dan isteri dari Kuching, Sarawak. Seperti tahun lalu, beliau gunakan cuti sekolah untuk melancong sambil shopping di Semenanjung. Sejak 3 hari lepas mereka menginap di KL sambil shopping sakan. Hari ni tolong hantar mereka ke LCCT.

Bola tu Bulat

Burnley 1 : 1 Arsenal

"Today was a difficult game for us physically - they played a real Cup game, in the second half we should have won but didn't find sharpness to score. Maybe if we were guilty, it was that when we were 1-0 up, we were too easy instead of fighting for every ball. As soon as we were 1-0 up we took the foot off the pedal and they took advantage - they played on the counter-attack and we threw everything forward."

ITKS [MU vs Wolves]

ITKS - I Know The Score

An unbelievable 30 per cent of IKTS players correctly predicted a 3-0 home win for Man Utd.

Apa agaknya ITKS untuk Arsenal vs Burnly?

A Brave Boy

Sebentar tadi terima SMS daripada adik di JB. Anaknya Arash dah OK.
Petikan SMS: "Dia cbut sendiri ptg semalam masa mandi. Alhamdulillah ..... A very Brave boy he was".

Semasa makan tengah hari di rumah adik sebelum memandu balik ke Putrajaya, anak lelakinya Arash tercekik tulang [seperti yang berlaku pada Kak Nap]. So aku ingatkan adik agar pikir habis sebelum nak suruh anaknya telah nasi yang dikepal. Jika berjaya - bagus, tapi jika gagal - tulang akan makin tersekat jauh di kerongkong.

Yang bestnya, Arash tidak meraung atau menjerit [tidak seperti ....]

Ushawan Berjaya

Dalam perjalanan balik ke Putrajaya kami singgah di Batu Pahat sebelum ke Muar untuk menikmati Mee Bandung spesial [di hadapan SM Sains]. Kami singgah di rumah sahabat lama, Hj. Jasman. Dari penampilan dan gaya duduk [foto di atas] pun dah boleh agak bahawa Hj. Jasman ni ushawan contoh yang telah berjaya membina empayar perniagaannnya sendiri. Zaman sama-sama bujang dulu, bersama Cikgu Wakhi Anuar kami menyewa rumah di Kampung Lama, Benut.
Kini Hj. Jasman menetap di Batu Pahat. Sesiapa berminat untuk ceburi bidang penternakan terutama kambing bolehlah hubungi beliau.

Y E S ! !

Yes. Yes. Yes. Bukan Year End Sale.
Arsenal berjaya tewaskan Liverpool dengan jaringan 1 - 0. Khaidir ELTC tentu melompat kegirangan. Pemburuan Arsenal untuk juarai EPL kembali cerah.
Terima kasih dan tahniah kepada pemain-pemain Villa yang membanyu dengan TEWASKAN MUnited di Old Trafford. Tahniah juga kepada pemain-pemain Everton yang berjaya seri dengan Chelsea.

Sebahagian daripada petikan di http://www.foxsports.com.au/football/epl

Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas said a furious half-time outburst from Gunners manager Arsene Wenger inspired them to come from behind and beat Liverpool 2-1 in the Premier League.

The match here at Anfield went the way of the home side in the first half and Liverpool were rewarded when Dirk Kuyt's goal four minutes before half-time gave them the lead.

But the north Londoners hit back after the break thanks to a Glen Johnson own goal before Andrey Arshavin's sublime strike just short of the hour sealed a victory that saw Arsenal regain third spot and move to within three points of second-placed champions Manchester United with a game in hand.

On a day when Liverpool were celebrating the 50th anniversary of legendary manager Bill Shankly's arrival at Anfield, Fabregas said he'd never seen Wenger as angry as the Frenchman was at the interval.

“The boss screamed. I've never seen him like that before,” Fabregas told Sky Sports.

“He was really disappointed in the first half and said we didn't deserve to wear the Arsenal shirt if we played like that.

“And I think he was right,” the Spain international added.

“In the second half we turned it round.”

Victory left Arsenal six points behind leaders Chelsea, who like United dropped points on Saturday.

But a cautious Fabregas added “There is still a long way to go.

“The Premier League is more open than ever, you can beat any team and I like it that way.”

Wenger revealed he had been angry at half-time but refused to say precisely what he had told his players.

Peluang Keemasan

Malam ni jam 11.55 jangan ke mana-mana. Pastikan berada dalam stadium Astro. Chelsea seri dan MUnited tewas. Ini peluang keemasan untuk Arsenal merapatkan mata jikas berjaya tewaskan Liverpool.
Tapi pagi tadi semasa tonton final score, Sarbageth Singh jangkakan Liverpool akan berjaya. Aku harap itu hanya angan-angannya sahaja.

Dikerja-aken

Hari ni cuba urut seluruh badan versi cilacap Indon. Anum pula cuba versi Jogja. Boleh tahan juga "rasanya". Lepas urut badan rasa segar.

091208 Hospital Serdang

Rezeki menziarah Pesakit
1. Kak Nap sakit akibat tersangkut tulang ikan di tenggorok.
2. Kena operate sebab jauh ke dalam
3. Pelawat yang datang bawa buah tangan - Kak Nap hanya boleh makan bubur
4. Apa lagi ....... - pelawat lain tolong makankan

The Upside-Down Boat

The "boat" at the background

Checking the eggs boiled "naturally"

Local folklore has it that a beauty called Dayang Sumbi once lived in West Java. She cast away her son, Sangkuriang, for disobedience, and in her sadness, was granted the power of eternal youth by the gods. After many years in exile, Sangkuriang decided to return home. He unknowingly fell in love with Dayang Sumbi and planned to marry her, but then she recognised his birthmark just as he was about to go hunting.

In order to prevent the marriage from taking place, Dayang Sumbi asked Sangkuriang to build a dam on the river, Citarum, and build a large boat to cross the river, both before the sunrise.

Sangkuriang meditated and summoned mythical ogre-like creatures to do his bidding. Dayang Sumbi saw that the tasks were almost completed and called on her workers to spread red silk cloths east of the city to give the impression of impending sunrise. Sangkuriang was fooled, and upon believing that he had failed, kicked the dam and the unfinished boat, resulting in severe flooding and the creation of Tangkuban Perahu from the hull of the boat.